January 22, 2007

• Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher
  was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class
  by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few
  seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're
  stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing
  there all by yourself!"

  Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
  her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make myself
  beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
  tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

  The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said,
  "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!"

  Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
  police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of
  the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
  picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes,"
  said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
  Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
  picture?"

  Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
  his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
  horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
  "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm
  buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
  shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the
  UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

  A Little Latin Lexicon for Neurologists:

  seize the day. . .
  carpe diem

  seize the night . . carpe noctem

  seize the day and night . . . . . . .
  status epilepticus

  Seizin's greetings to all!
  

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