May 27, 2006
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FREE AT LAST!
The Woodlands, TX - In a breaking story, Woodlands residents Kit and Mrs. Kit McFern were found in an unusual state of elation following the graduation services for the Woodlands High School. Sources close to the McFern's stated that the McFern's were acting unusually happy after spending several hours in brutal heat and cramped in a small seat with thousands of other people. One source who wished to remain un-named said, "This ain't right. People should be grumpy and sweaty. These people were yell'in and scream'in. It ain't right!" When contacted for an interview, all the McFern's would say was, "Free at last!"
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