December 26, 2006
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The Day After
T’was the day after Christmas and all through the house
Not a person was stirring, especially my spouse.
The packages had been opened with total abandon
And wrapping paper lay strewn, totally at random.
I perked the coffee that would soon clear my head,
Praying to God the batteries soon would be dead.
Then from the den there arose such a clatter
I had to grow close, to see what’s the matter.
A mound of red wrapping paper was floating around,
My heart skipped a beat and I fell to the ground!
I screamed and I yelled, then I reached for a bat,
The grandson grinned – it’s only the cat.
That is enough of this rousing ‘ole tale,
If Moore had heard it, he would surely grow pale.
I wish you all a great Christmas Season,
Please never forget, He’s really the reason.
- You don’t want to know who wrote this, it’s better that way!
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