January 7, 2007
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Do you know why blond nurses carry red pens? -- So they can draw blood.
Do you know that Adam was Church of Christ? - Only a Church of Christ'er could stand next to a naked lady and be tempted by an apple!
Do you know why Nuns make bad nurses? - Nuns are trained to serve only one god!
Gertrude the antelope was getting herself ready to go out when a heard of water buffalo ran through and stamped her to death. She became the first self dressed, stamped antelope!
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Do you know what the difference is between God and a band director?
God knows he's not a band director.....
bwahahahahahahahahah
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