FREE AT LAST!

The Woodlands, TX - In a breaking story, Woodlands residents Kit and Mrs. Kit McFern were found in an unusual state of elation following the graduation services for the Woodlands High School.  Sources close to the McFern's stated that the McFern's were acting unusually happy after spending several hours in brutal heat and cramped in a small seat with thousands of other people.  One source who wished to remain un-named said, "This ain't right.  People should be grumpy and sweaty.  These people were yell'in and scream'in.  It ain't right!"  When contacted for an interview, all the McFern's would say was, "Free at last!"

I wondered what Santa did with them after Christmas!

Kit

I am out of the office however,  I will read and address your email.

Kit

Great news - Carl has accepted the position as Senior Minister and Ray Brady is here as our new Worship Minister!  NOW we can settle down and get to business.  I hope some folks will come back home to SWCC and see what the Lord has done.  May God bless us with a great outreach in this community!!  Come see what's happenin' at http://www.swcc.net .

Name that fireman!

The MS150 is this weekend and new medics are on the loose!!!

Ok, I'm 50 now so I can do strange things and people just think I need to go to the home!  Due to popular demand - the words to the Llama song!

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama llama duck

Llama llama
Cheesecake llama
Tablet brick potato llama
Llama llama
Mushroom llama
Llama llama duck

I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
And now listen little child
To the safety rail

Did you ever
See a llama
Kiss a llama on the llama
Llama's llama
Tastes of llama
Llama llama duck

Half a llama
Twice the llama
Not a llama farmer llama
Llama in a
Car alarm a
Llama llama duck

Is that how it's told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob, ankle, cold.
Now my song is getting thin,
I've run out of luck.
Time for me to retire now,
And become a duck.

Now you know what those annoying words that are stuck in your head!!!

Hello anybody who might be reading this!  I know I don't post very often but today I was reading an excellent article on MSNBC.com and felt I should share.  Anyone who knows me, knows what I do for a living and why this article is important.  Talk to your kids!  Don't let them be fooled.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9979345/site/newsweek/